Whacked at
da Wedding
by Kim Eastland
Everyone 'made guy' is invited to -- the Manicotti/Gelatto Wedding and you're guaranteed
to die of laughter. Will this union bring peace in 'da family?' Does the bride's father, Tony 'the Hair'
Gelatto, really approve of the marriage of his daughter, Gina? What secrets might Gina try to keep?
Will groom, Rico's, efforts to hide his true profession come back to bite him? Mama Mia is sure vocal
about her feelings, but might she also be driven to murder? Nicco, the best man, can't be as innocent as
he'd have us believe, can he? Marissa the Mouth has certainly played the field lately. Perhaps she's
desperate for more than love? Perhaps one of the other 'family members' will get Whacked at da Wedding!
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by Scott Naumann
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Cousin Flemm Hockins has contracted African Jungle Pygmy Virus and has but weeks to
live. As the trailer park tenants meet for his life celebration, luxury double-wide owner Philbin
Scudwaller has turned up deader than roadkill! Did former stripper Lurlene kill him for
discovering her past? Has Pastor Prime finally gone Jim Baker on his flock? Is Cousin MoRon as
stupid as he looks? Is Pooter Ann hiding something more in her ample cleavage? Or did maid
Margarita Conchita clean Philbin up for good? Sheriff Buster Douglas will need your help to
solve this Murder in the Double-Wide!
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by Scott Naumann
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After announcing his intentions to sell SanDillHole Golf Club, Judge Harry Hardcase
has turned up dead and the list of suspects is as long as the list of those he's sentenced! Was club
pro Pokey McCracken afraid of losing his job? Did wild rocker Roxy Raven go off her rocker? Dance
instructor Jose Del Toro looks mighty friendly with the widow Mrs. Hardcase. Is something amisses?
Is groundskeeper Mr. Whiskers willing to kill to keep his past a secret? Maybe resident stylist
Sweets isn't as sweet as she seems. Detective Shylock Holmes will need your help navigating the sand
traps on this Fairway to Murder! |
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by Scott Naumann
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Get set for a night of gambling & cutthroat comedy as Five Card Murder rolls out tonight! The
old Rock Island Lines depot is hosting the 50th anniversary card game that celebrates the deadly
game held in the pool hall across the street. Ma Banks & Kid Cleveland are in town to try their
luck in the high stakes card game coordinated by the notorious Ridley Dexter. With Ruby Redd &
Shannon Eagons joining the game, the heat is definitely being turned up. There's no telling what
Ace Hardley's got up his sleeve, but it's your job to find out, before the train whistle blows
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by Scott Naumann
| Billionaire patriarch, Edwin Meyer has called the family together to make a stunning announcement
that will change the life of everyone present. What plot could lead to murder? Is Willis as loyal
and trustworthy as he would have everyone believe, or...did the Butler do it? Is Freddie really
the Sofa King of North Dakota? Remember Vicki from that spread in Rascal Magazine? How desperate
are the kids, Ethel, Lucy, and Richard? It's up to Detective Robert Spayed to get to the bottom
of it before it's becomes Meyer's Last Resort! |
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by Kim Eastland
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Somebody has disturbed the serenity of Paradise Island, an exclusive resort where
those wound too tight come to... unwind. Is the suave, debonair Mr. Rork the conscientious host
he appears to be? And what of his diminuitive assistant Taboo? What secrets does he keep? If
C.C. Cannons can't kick her chocolate addiction she may need the services of Dentist-to-the-Stars
Howard Titlebaum. Is he so far gone he'd drill someone? Will domestic maven Maggie Stewart
be driven to plant loud-mouth golf-pro Lindsey McCracken in a decorative urn? Questions abound
when there's a Murder In Paradise!
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by Kim Eastland
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South City High School is welcoming back Swine alumni for the opening of their new
Hall Of Fame! When nasty faculty member Archie Andrews turns up dead the questions begin.
Is former cheerleader and theater major Tad Dimsdale leading more than a rally? Did football
great turned Astronaut Blast Bennigan blast the victim? Maybe the nerds Tif and Bif went postal!
Is Homecoming Swine Queen Veronica covering-up more than her figure? Will Flush Fleischer clean
it up for her? Investigative reporter Scoops is going to need your help solving this Murder By Swine!
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by Scott Naumann
| At Santa's workshop, Head Toymaker Peter Tinker, hopes his Balzer 3000 will be the invention
to save the Christmas Empire from corporate takeover by KrapCo. Ma Banks & Kid Cleveland are
working for Santa's empire along with the fantastically flamboyant coordinator, Ridley Dexter.
With Ruby Redd & Shannon Eagons joining the mix, their heat may melt the icicles. There's no
telling what marketing representative, Ace Hardley's got up his sleeve, but it's your job to
find out, before the mistletoe comes down and it's too late! Can Detective Jackie Freeze get to
the bottom of it all? Or, will YOU catch the crook before Slay Bells Ring? |
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by Kim Eastland
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The representatives of the major holidays have gathered for the 182nd Annual
Holiday Helper's Convention Member's Meeting. Old Man New Year was the scheduled guest
speaker, but he's just been found buried in an ice machine! Did his scheming political ambitions
lead Gruesima Hazelwitch to cast a spell of murder? Was Dangle Balls jealous enough to deck his
halls? Valentina Amorinski's communist leanings are certainly suspect. And while Thanksgiving
elf Priscilla Priss may seem too good to be true, no one is making that assumption about
made-Easter-man Vinnie Cottontailli. Sure beats a Holiday For Murder with your own family!
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